Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
I’m at the bookstore. What book should I get?
ALL OF THEM
You are entitled to your opinion, and thanks for your thoughts. Have a nice day, eat well, and get enough sleep to be effective in the life of your family and friends. And climb trees as often as possible.
What Andrew Garfield says to haters and what you should too, internet. Good night and good luck.
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.